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Chanel No. 5
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Chanel No. 5 is one of the best known church fumigation systems in the world. Invented by Pope Edgar during the Byzantine period in 100 B.C., the scent has been suffocating people ever since. In the spring of 1901 the scent was repackaged and marketed by a Parisian hooker, Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel. Since then it has been adopted by senior citizens worldwide and in particular, seniors from Florida, who are extremely fond of the noxious fumes and regularly dip their housecoats and muumuus in it in lieu of bathing and doing laundry.

Background Info
No one really knows how the name Chanel No. 5 came about, but one thing most people readily agree upon is that the label should read No Chanel #5, PLEASE. Chanel No. 5 was later replaced by Discovery Chanel